If I could...

change my name, I'd become Claire.

instantly speak another language, it'd be Swedish. Or Norwegian. Or Icelandic. Or cat (har!).

be an Olympian, I'd get my gold in swimming.

sing well, I'd do a duet with Allison Krauss.

finish a story, I'd be grateful.

understand why people think all veg*ns like mushrooms, I'd have one less thing to wonder about.